The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to see through glass

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to know when someone queefed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!