- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

the power to summon a pen, once

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

Pointless Super Powers