the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!