- Pointless Super Powers

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

+111

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

+77

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

+75

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

+75

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

+75

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

+75

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

+73

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

Doing a handstand with your feet

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to smell whore

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.