The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to rotten food.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Nothing

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to a nokia phone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!