- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to smell water.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The ability to go to hell.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to not have a superpower

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to predict the present

Justin Bieber

Pointless Super Powers