- Pointless Super Powers

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power to do nothing

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to fly but only in your room

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The ability to sweat poop.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to understand irony.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!