- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to become powerless

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The ability to be poor for life

the power to know when a politician is lying

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to be a snail

To have the power to breathe

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Pointless Super Powers