the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!