The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!