the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to get fat in America

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to be a snail

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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Nothing

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to self destruct

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!