to poop a penny every year

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the ability to see through air

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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Nothing

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!