- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

ability to run very fast forever

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

Vanilla scented blood

Pointless Super Powers