- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the ability to levitate

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

power to age faster

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The ability to change your weight

The ability to see into the present.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

Pointless Super Powers