The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to walk through air.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to see through glass

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!