The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to misspell

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!