The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!