The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!