the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The Power to Power

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to die

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!