The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to pee poop

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!