The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!