The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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open up pickles glass

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to not have a brain!

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!