The power to eat three times a day.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to read your own mind

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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teleport to the place where you stand

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!