- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

the power to enter a coma.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

the power to read your own mind

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to eat three times a day.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to look at Sun.

The power to make everything worse

the power to half transform to something.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

Pointless Super Powers