The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to not have a brain!

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power of hindsight

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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lol

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!