The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!