the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to have no powers

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!