The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to be poor for life

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the ability to die on command

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The power to die

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!