The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to have no superpower

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the power to hovertate

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!