The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!