- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

Pointless Super Powers