The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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Aweonao

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to itch your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!