- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to like justin beiber

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

Pointless Super Powers