the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!