to zap people but only yourself

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to see via toe nails

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!