The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to get married

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to even

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!