The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the ability to see through air

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!