The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to write comic books

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!