- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to defecate while standing up...

The ability to change your weight

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to see through glass

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

the power to be 100% pointless

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The super power to shine in daylight

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

Pointless Super Powers