The power think five times slower.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to read this.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to be a common person

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!