The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!