The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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Nothing

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!