- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

being black

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to be an idiot.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

Justin Bieber

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

to not blink for 5 seconds

the power to like justin beiber

Pointless Super Powers