The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!