The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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Liam Brudenell

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!