The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to die

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to die

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!