- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

the power to get married

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to read your own mind

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Pointless Super Powers