The power of christ ;)

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!