The power to make money disappear.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!