The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to sit

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!