- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to see water one meter behind you.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

the power to shit out of your nose

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

the power to be 100% pointless

Pointless Super Powers