- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see oxygen.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

the power to enter a coma.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to plank

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to die

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to get hard at will.

The ability to jump

Pointless Super Powers