- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

Liam Brudenell

The power to never be old but died at young age

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

Pointless Super Powers