The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!