The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to die

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to jump face first

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!