to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to die.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!