- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to see through windows

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

Pointless Super Powers