The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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the power to read this sentence

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The ability to die on command.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!