- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to turn into a tree.

Pointless Super Powers