The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!