The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!