The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to age faster

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!