- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak using their mouth

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to Rage Against The Machine

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to die

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to stare directly at the sun

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

Pointless Super Powers