the power to fax people with your mind

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to melt your bones

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!