- Pointless Super Powers

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to break bones at will.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power think five times slower.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to walk on land.