The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to not have a brain!

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!