- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

being black

The power to be an idiot.

Having taste buds in your anus.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

Justin Bieber

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

the power to like justin beiber

to not blink for 5 seconds

Pointless Super Powers