the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!