The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to stare directly at the sun

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

cry acid tears

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

Liam Brudenell

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

the power to die

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to speak to toasters

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!