The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!