The power to grow fingernails.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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swear words -jesse

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the ability to die on command

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!