- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit on the ceiling

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to become translucent

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to break bones at will.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to be an idiot.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to die

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

Pointless Super Powers