- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

75% levitation

the power to turn wine into water.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to make money disappear.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to smell whore

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

Pointless Super Powers