- Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the power to write comic books

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

the power to see through windows.;.

the power to time travel to the present

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to see through glass

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

Infinite knowledge when dead

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

Pointless Super Powers